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I can’t decide if the next city break will be done in the living room or bedroom …
A 101-year-old Italian man was cured of coronavirus! The whole family waited for him to leave the hospital: his parents, grandparents and an aunt!
In case of sickness with covid 19, eat 1 kg of raw corn for popcorn. It doesn’t help, but incineration will be a show!
Wife: I go out for 2 hours. Do you want something? Husband: No. Is enough!
Does anyone know exactly how much this “social distancing” must be kept? My wife is still trying to get into the house…
The first sign of coronavirus, which appears before the fever or cough, is that you have an itch in your ass to get out of the house..
The cool thing is that now it is perfectly legal to enter the bank with gloves and a mask!
Prince Charles has Covid 19, but the queen is tranquil … the children make light forms!
Sa incercam sa mai si radem!
Nu ma pot decide daca urmatorul city break sa il fac in sufragerie sau in dormitor…
Un italian de 101 ani s-a vindecat de coronavirus! La iesirea din spital l-a asteptat toata familia: parintii, bunicii si o matusa!
In caz de imbolnavire cu covid 19, mancati 1 kg de porumb de floricele crud. Nu ajuta la nimic, dar incinerarea va fi un spectacol!
Sotia: Ies in oras pentru vreo 2 ore. Vrei ceva? Sotul: Nu. E suficient!
Stie cineva mai exact cat trebuie pastrata aceasta “distantare sociala”? Nevasta-mea tot incearca sa intre in casa…
Primul semn de coronavirus, care apare inainte de febra sau tuse, este ca te mananca in fund sa iesi afara din casa…
Chestia misto e ca acum e perfect legal sa intri in banca cu manusi si masca!
Printul Charles are Covid 19, dar regina e linistita… copiii fac forme usoare!
